Customer Service Agent: Welcome to God's Help Line, how may I be of assistance?

Human Being: Oh, please help me, my life is in such a distress lately and I don't know what to do; and ever since my mother passed...

How to pray: Some causal notes from my experience on how to pray. Feel free to leave comments or suggesting changes.

Note: This is just a compilation of my own "lessons learned". Use with caution.

Introduction

• All prayer is the means...

I've been wondering for a while why worship is so important.

I mean, what if we directed all the worship for God to any human being instead, like ... well, North Korea and some other dysfunctional countries do. It would be pretty...